"WHeRe mAh F0okiN' FuNdInG I EaRnED iT I WaNt AlL U gUyS 2 HuRrAsS TuM I nEeD iT 2 W0k oR I wuLL CuT MaH DiCK oRf iN PrRoTEST d0nT LEstIn 2 ThAt MuThAF0oKa DIOSHIBA HeS a PiECe o' Shieeeeeeet WhO cAn S00k MaH DuD's cLiT."
Meanwhile here I am having a laugh seeing this first thing in the morning :)